Pesterchum ID: apocalypseArousal
well shit it’s happening again
maybe 2 weeks ago i had hit 10,000 followers [that’s crazy, y’all are crazy] and i’m still sorta reeling from the fact that so many people like what i do so here’s my custom letterman giveaway as another gesture of appreciation 8)
you may have noticed i added some new options hehe. new in town is the dreamer and alpha kid lettermans!
the jacket details are the same as the previous giveaway:
- it’s cotton!
- they are available in sizes: unisex S - XL
- [black-sleeved jackets available in women’s S - XL as well]
- you are able to swap symbols on the upper right sleeve [only if you want it!] but the symbol on the breast cannot be changed
- e.g. maybe you want hella jeff on the dirk design instead of the heart who knows
- ONLY AVAILABLE IN FEATURED COLORS!
- only ONE like and ONE reblog per person
- please do not use sideblogs for extra chances!
- you don’t have to be following me but it would be nice :> though if the winner is a follower of mine, i /might/ throw in some extra stuff!
- i will handle shipping costs [internat’l is cool]
- have inbox and/or submission box open so i can contact you! and you should probably be comfortable with giving me your address
- giveaway will end march 1, 2013 at 4:00 p.m. PST. there will be ONE winner that will be generated via number randomizer and announced as soon as possible
- the winner has 24 hours to contact me or i will have to select a new one
A WARNING OR TWO: i learned my lesson last time when it took 3 whole days to load the entire list [if anyone has a faster method of loading notes, please let me know!] so as a precaution, i will announce the winner a couple of days after the giveaway ends. like before, i will order the jacket base once the winner responds and will proceed to customize it when it arrives. thereafter, it will be shipped to the winner, which will also take time depending on your location.
thank you for sticking with me and making being in the homestuck fandom a fun experience!
good luck and have an extravagant day!
I feel like 8eing a 8it generous after all this, so re8log this 8y the 26th, and I’ll drop a personal In-character present inside your in8ox. Pro8a8ly a new toy, 8ut may8e I’ll write something sexy too! Who knows. I do, and I 8n’t telling.
Don’t remove the pic, 8ecause that’s how I know you’re kinky enough for it. No cheating!!!!!!!!
c0me and get me 0u0
well y0u kn0w! as a lunch c0urse dinner c0urse 0r maybe even as a snack 0u0
well…*Aradia grasps her distended belly, her stomach the size of two beach balls at the very least, barely managing to lift it as her hands run over its smooth grey surface.* i d0nt see why n0t 0u0
*Aradia’s arm reach out towards the anon, quickly grasping them by the shoulder and yanking them towards her. The maroon troll’s smile is unwavering as she stares down the now-helpless anon, silently salivating as she prepares to gulp down her next meal. Both hands then tuck themselves under the anon’s arms, and quickly lift them off the ground. Aradia’s mouth opens, full ruby lips spreading to reveal her hungry drooling maw to her next victim. Swiftly she pulls the anon forward even closer, her stretched wide mouth immediately engulfing their entire head, all the way to half way down their neck. The ramgirl pauses for a moment, a quiet moan becoming muffled against the anon’s head as Aradia suckles it, letting her tongue run over their face again and again, tasting its delicious surface. After taste testing, she begins to move down, hoisting the anon up as she swallows again and again, pushing the helpless meal down into her stomach, letting them squeeze through her warm tight throat into the stuffy cramped belly. As Aradia finishes, gulping down half their legs and their feet in one strong gulp, she collapses onto her thick heavy bottom, content as she rubs her belly, stretched to the size of two anons.*
i cant d0 anything else when i see y0u! wh0 knew that my ancest0r had such a w0nderful b0dy 0u0
y0u think s0? i th0ught it was a pretty g00d size already
*Aradia turns around, turning her head to see a small glimpse of her enormous butt. She shakes it briefly, watching as the two cheeks jiggle, the two thick hefty masses bouncing with each shake. She then goes to grab it, idly thumbing her fingers against it, an inquisitive look slapped across her face. “h0w much bigger sh0uld it be?”
Aradia can’t even hear the impossibly small vocal chords shout out the plea for help, and continues to calmly walk, her bare foot lurching forward and accidentally stepping on the unfortunate redblood.
“did any0ne just hear s0mething? 0_0”
well well well
hell0 t0 y0u as well my g0rge0us ancestor 0u0